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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-2"><strong>Funny Father's Day Messages</strong></h2>

<p dir="ltr">It might be difficult to come up with the perfect Father's Day message to write on the card. </p>

<p dir="ltr">A well-known dad joke or a wise Father's Day proverb—which is better? Do you think you should include a funny Father's Day meme as well? </p>

<p dir="ltr">Laugh with your dad for a long time by using some of these Father's Day card funny messages.</p>

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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father's Day from your favorite child.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Farter's, er, Father's Day.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Mom wants me to tell you that she’s aware that you do know how to fold the fitted sheet. Hey, I'm just the messenger!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I hope this Father's Day is as fun as your life was before kids.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Dad: A man of few words (and many naps).</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Dad, you’re one in a million, which are roughly the odds of everybody being ready and in the car when you want to leave.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy “Golf to Your Heart’s Content” Day!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Dad, you’re like a father to me.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Congrats, Dad! I turned out great!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">You're one of my favorite parents.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Thanks for teaching me all the best things I know…plus some other good stuff that I probably should have paid more attention to.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Sending lots of love to the dad who did his best to keep me out of trouble…from the [son/daughter] who was really good at finding it!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I hope you get to waste some time in your favorite ways on Father’s Day. You deserve it!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I don’t know how you did it, but I’m still here. So, thanks!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not mailing this from prison. Nice job, Dad!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Words for dads to live by: Just because you can say it doesn’t mean you should.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not mailing this from prison. Nice job, Dad!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Today is all about you, Dad! Enjoy, because tomorrow it’s back to the rest of us.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Never-Leave-the-Couch Day!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Sorry for all the gray hairs!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father’s Day, Daddy. We’ll just drop the grilled meat off at the door to your man cave.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Your kids turned out just like you. Good luck with that.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I hope all your wildest Father’s Day wishes come true—maybe even the one about staying awake through the whole afternoon of baseball on TV!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">No matter what life throws at you, at least you don't have ugly kids.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Thanks for all you’ve done for me, Dad. Obviously, I could never repay you, but I’ll happily chip in for pizza in your honor on Father’s Day or any day!</p>
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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-67"><strong>Funny Father’s Day Quotes</strong></h2>

<p dir="ltr">Do you find it difficult to express your feelings to your father on Father's Day? These Father's Day quotes will make him giggle uncontrollably.</p>

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	<p dir="ltr">“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?’” —Bill Hicks</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —Jerry Seinfeld</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” —Dave Attell</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” —Bob Odenkirk</p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">Funny quotes for Father’s Day</p>

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	<p dir="ltr">“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.” —Jimmy Fallon</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —Rita Rudner</p>
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<p dir="ltr">Discover more humorous sayings in our compilation of <a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/funny-fathers-day-quotes-will-make-him-laugh-out-loud-1480">funny Father's Day quotes</a>!</p>

<p dir="ltr">Have you thought of the cutest or funniest Father's Day message to write on his card? He will still treasure it anyway, so now is an ideal time to get a lovely card and write it down!</p>

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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/American-Greetings-Thank-Card-Better/dp/B098BNGB3Q?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=ee47b00a840a6777bf4ae68dca70cf0a&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">American Greetings Thank You Card</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Mountain-Arts-Card-Birthday-Graduation/dp/B0BCMLJNFD?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=b0d8574bd0ccbe4a9829c0805ef05af4&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Blue Mountain Arts Daughter Card</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hallmark-Sympathy-Card-Agate-659RZB1402/dp/B08GD1HNFT?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=45ee62d583222b111f96ae99afff6682&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Hallmark Sympathy Card (Gold Foil Agate)</a></p>
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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-104"><strong>Additional Happy Father’s Day Messages</strong></h2>

<p dir="ltr">For Father's Day, we've put together some touching sentiments to inspire you to write something more than just your name.</p>

<p dir="ltr">Does he seem ideal for a message that is heartfelt or inspirational? Maybe a meaningful saying or quotation from one of his favorite movie stars might be appropriate.</p>

<p dir="ltr">We have got your back!</p>

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	<p dir="ltr">"Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song." – Pam Brown</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“No love is greater than that of a father for his son.” – Dan Brown, from Angels and Demons</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom." – C.S. Lewis, from Lilith</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“I love my father as the stars—he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart.” – Terri Guillemets</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"To her, the name of father was another name for love." – Fanny Fern</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be." – Carol Coats</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"My dad taught me that good health is all about living in gratitude." – Mariska Hargitay</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example rather than his advice.” – Charles F. Kettering</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.” – Anne Sexton</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“A father’s love: It’s a different kind of love. It’s very pure. It’s unconditional.” – John Legend</p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">Happy Father’s Day</p>

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	<p dir="ltr">"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in me." – Jim Valvano</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work." – Steve Young</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“I think my mom put it best. She said, ‘Little girls soften their daddy’s hearts.” – Paul Walker</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"He was the first man in my life, the man who taught me how to love." – Jenna Bush Hager</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any man as much." – Hedy Lamarr</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Today we celebrate the fathers whose embrace is more than home. It’s the safest place we’ve ever known.” – Komal Minhas</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.” – Jimmy Fallon</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.” – Jimmy Fallon</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end." – George Strait</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"Never is a man more of a man than when he is the father of a newborn." – Matthew McConaughey</p>
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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-154">Best Father’s Day Gift Ideas</h2>

<p dir="ltr">It might be difficult to choose the perfect gift, whether you're celebrating your father, your grandfather, or another important father figure in your life.</p>

<p dir="ltr">Fortunately, our list of the greatest gifts for dads covers a broad variety of fantastic options, so you're sure to find something to make your favorite dad grin on any special day.</p>

<p dir="ltr">There are many other gift ideas like <a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/top-22-fathers-day-gifts-tech-for-any-dad-gamers-cinephiles-more-1501">Father's Day gifts tech</a>, <a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/fathers-day-golf-gifts-1482">Father's Day golf gifts</a>, or <a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/father-day-tumbler-for-hot-or-cold-drinks-with-excellent-offers-1481">Father Day tumbler</a> on MySpeed, so check them out for more ideas!</p>

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			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><strong>JBL Clip 4: Portable Speaker</strong></p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">Even though Clip 4 is small, the well-known JBL distinctive sound offers surprisingly huge audio and powerful bass.</p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08PJ7JMQM?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=7abc853a961d9203c4a02f88110f9b43&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl"><img alt="cart " src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/ADD%20TO%20CART%20-MYSPEED(300%20x%20200%20px).gif" style="height:100px; width:200px"></a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><strong>MOZETO Tie Clips for Men</strong></p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">MOZETO tie clips complement various ties, come in basic lengths and colors, and work well for a range of events.</p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/MOZETO-Fashion-Elegant-Regular-Package/dp/B081B6TV91?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=0b8f232be6f9dac0e72b0f25ac2452c1&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl"><img alt="cart " src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/ADD%20TO%20CART%20-MYSPEED(300%20x%20200%20px).gif" style="height:100px; width:200px"></a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><img alt="foot spa" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/father-day-mesage%20(5).jpg" style="height:289px; width:300px"></p>
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			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><strong>Medical king Foot Spa</strong></p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">This heated foot spa helps exfoliate dead skin cells and encourage blood circulation and metabolism.</p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Massage-Control-Collapsible-Massager-Vibration/dp/B09WZF8TSG?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=1d36bb74cba9e8364cbc10b0f9e6869d&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl"><img alt="cart " src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/ADD%20TO%20CART%20-MYSPEED(300%20x%20200%20px).gif" style="height:100px; width:200px"></a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><img alt="tumbler" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/father-day-mesage%20(6).jpg" style="height:286px; width:300px"></p>
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			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><strong>O'JAY Insulated 40oz Tumbler</strong></p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">This tumbler can hold cold liquids for more than 10 hours, hot liquids for up to 8 hours, and ice for 30+ hours.</p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/OJAY-Insulated-Tumbler-Handle-Straw/dp/B0CFJCBXCQ?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=eedb4e6805b2646439aa1eedb28260c9&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl"><img alt="cart " src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/ADD%20TO%20CART%20-MYSPEED(300%20x%20200%20px).gif" style="height:100px; width:200px"></a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><img alt="travel bag" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/father-day-mesage%20(4).jpg" style="height:300px; width:300px"></p>
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			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><strong>Himal Outdoors Soft-Sided Golf Travel Bag</strong></p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">Its quality 600D heavy-duty polyester oxford construction makes it durable enough to keep his golf equipment safe while he travels.</p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Himal-Soft-Sided-Golf-Travel-Wear-Resistant%EF%BC%8CExcellent/dp/B07P5D4N2M?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=1b96f4fdde18b0789a9e45f2a4fd1a15&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl"><img alt="cart " src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/ADD%20TO%20CART%20-MYSPEED(300%20x%20200%20px).gif" style="height:100px; width:200px"></a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><strong>JTEMAN Cell Phone Stand</strong></p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center">A Bluetooth speaker built inside a cell phone stand that produces amazing sound with deep bass and crisp mids.</p>

			<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Wireless-Bluetooth-Anti-Slip-Surround-Compatible/dp/B08GC1G4Y9?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=890243f97a0f52be97dafaea3567be99&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl"><img alt="cart " src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240515/ADD%20TO%20CART%20-MYSPEED(300%20x%20200%20px).gif" style="height:100px; width:200px"></a></p>
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