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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-2"><strong>Funny Things to Write on a Father's Day Card</strong></h2>

<p dir="ltr">Should you choose to write any of the following on your Father's Day card, you may be the one bringing everyone to tears with your writing. </p>

<p dir="ltr">This is the day that should be a celebration for your Dad, but instead, it will be you who brings him joy.</p>

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	<p dir="ltr">So grateful for you! Who else will change my oil, listen to my boring stories and then take me to get a sandwich?</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Hey Dad, isn’t it awesome how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite?</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">It’s still hard to believe they let you be someone’s father and that someone is me. Anyway, Happy Dad’s Day!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Congratulations on having an amazing kid!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Gouda. Mozzarella. Brie. Sorry this card is so cheesy, but I really love you, Dad!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Thanks to the man who taught me how to not only read but also burp the alphabet.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">A toast to my Dad: I loaf you bready much!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I love you beer-y much. (Attach this message to a bottle of his favorite brew.)</p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Starbucks-Nitro-Cold-Black-Unsweetened/dp/B083XDH5X4?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=7a3a3416ee0cb606523221fc5b1d080e&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Starbucks Nitro Cold Brew Coffee</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Bundaberg-Ginger-Beer-12-7-Count/dp/B01COP1IGI?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=58c408a6510f85c192e582e16f76f2a3&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Bundaberg Ginger Beer, 4 Pack</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/HOP-WTR-Sparkling-Adaptogens-Nootropics/dp/B09WB3XRF6?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=89a1fc4d246b2c4458dc0a3051e902ee&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">HOP WTR - Sparkling Hop Water</a></p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father’s Day! Love, your favorite child.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Here’s a card instead of that awkward back-thumping hug we usually do. You’re welcome. </p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I wouldn’t trade you for anything, Dad. I mean, nobody’s offered me anything, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Thanks for sacrificing all your hair for me!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Dear Dad, Thank you for always saying yes when mom said no.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I may not be the perfect kid, but it’s OK. I forgive you.</p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>What to write on Father's Day card?</em></p>

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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father’s Day to one of my favorite parents.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father's Day! You may not know everything, but you sure had me fooled for quite a while.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father’s Day from your favorite financial burdens.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Dear Dad, Thanks for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I love you from my head to-ma-toes, Dad! (Add this message to a tomato plant and give it to your gardening-obsessed Dad.)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">This is not a drill: You are the best Dad I ever saw. Not to hammer the point home, but you nailed fatherhood. (Add this message to a gift of new tools.)</p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-Oscillating-Tool-3-Speed-DCS356C1/dp/B085B253MD?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=f6e00ea40fdeda6e5ad5d5550887e1be&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">DEWALT 20V MAX XR Oscillating Tool Kit</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/WORKPRO-Cordless-Electric-Screwdriver-Included/dp/B088BBWHKV?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=c474b52ef18fa58e9c61fede3e7739e0&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">WORKPRO Pink Cordless Drill Driver Set</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/KastKing-SteelStream-6pc-Fishing-Tool/dp/B0CNCYJHG5?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=4cfddd44cf5ee8ea5bdeb0a0f12c691e&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">KastKing SteelStream 6pc Fishing Tool Kit</a></p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Good parenting means investing in your child’s future. Which is why I’m saving to buy mine a hoverboard one day.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Don’t worry Dad, I know what you really want for Father’s Day—a good nap in the recliner after a hearty meal.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">You’re my favorite Dad … and that has nothing to do with the fact that you’re my only Dad.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Happy Father’s Day, Dad—enjoy the day but don’t do anything crazy … like stay up past 9 p.m.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">You’re the greatest thing since sliced bread—and just as old!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I smile because I’m your child—and I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">I’d get you a Father’s Day gift, but you already have the best present ever: Me as your kid.</p>
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			<p dir="ltr">Best gift ideas for Father’s Day:</p>

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				<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/best-farmer-fathers-day-gifts-they-will-use-to-make-life-easier-1496"><strong>Farmer Father's Day Gifts</strong></a></p>
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				<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/top-9-christian-fathers-day-gifts-for-the-spiritual-dad-in-your-life-1498"><strong>Christian Father's Day Gifts</strong></a></p>
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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-108"><strong>Best Cards for Father’s Day</strong></h2>

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<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Best Father’s Day cards</em></p>

<p dir="ltr">There are many things you may write on a Father's Day card, such as inspirational sayings, <a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/funny-fathers-day-quotes-will-make-him-laugh-out-loud-1480">funny Father's Day quotes</a>, or <a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/funny-fathers-day-messages-wishes-to-write-in-cards-gift-ideas-1479">funny Father's Day messages</a>. </p>

<p dir="ltr">What is most important, though, is that you must obtain a card. If you haven't bought one, have a look at our recommendations below: </p>

<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Pop-Cards-Purr-fect-Notepaper/dp/B09L3JSW3D?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=57a7826bcbb8ef0ebd6edafd6db7048d&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Dirty Pop Cards Cat Farting Confetti Funny</a></p>

<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/American-Greetings-Pickle-Birthday-Googly/dp/B079PPTT73?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=2d294f49c52baf039d9eb2d2c6fa1bf0&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">American Greetings Funny Birthday Card (Pickle)</a></p>

<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Lovepop-Anniversary-Husband-Envelope-Included/dp/B085B95TY7?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=faa1f9e5992e89a445b0f3659dec2be2&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Lovepop I Lava You Pop Up Card</a></p>
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