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	<p dir="ltr">“He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” —Chelsea Clinton</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad." —Anne Geddes</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.'” —Erma Bombeck</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really.” —Dave Barry</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Even though I’m proud my dad invented the rearview mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.” —Stewart Francis</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.” —Clarence Darrow</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.” —Rodney Dangerfiel</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work." —Steve Young</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” —Steve Martin</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” —Jon Stewart</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.” —Jim Gaffigan</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">"What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he's there, not just there in a way that's traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable." —Jada Pinkett Smith</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” — Jerry Seinfeld</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“The best fathers have the softest, sweetest hearts. In other words, great dads are real marshmallows.” —Richelle E. Goodrich</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up.” —Ray Romano</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'” —Jerry Lewis</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Being a dad isn’t just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.” —Ryan Reynolds</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” —Charles Wadsworth</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now.” —Elton John</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Life doesn’t come with an instruction book — that’s why we have fathers.” —H. Jackson Browne</p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Father's Day funny quotes</em></p>

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	<p dir="ltr">"My father would lift me high / And dance with my mother and me and then / Spin me around til I fell asleep / Then up the stairs he would carry me / And I knew for sure I was loved." —Luther Vandross</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“The only way I can describe [fatherhood]—it sounds stupid, but—at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time.” —Matt Damon</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” —Gabriel Garcia Marquez</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” —Jim Gaffigan</p>
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	<p dir="ltr">“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.” —Reed Markham</p>
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<p dir="ltr">Visit our compilation of <strong><a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/funny-fathers-day-messages-wishes-to-write-in-cards-gift-ideas-1479">funny Father's Day messages</a> </strong>for more ideas if you're short on words!</p>

<p dir="ltr">Get the cutest card to write funny messages on for Dad's Day!</p>

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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Pop-Cards-Purr-fect-Notepaper/dp/B09L3JSW3D?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=1a8c427fde1e5387026c616695bd735e&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">3D Cat Farting Confetti Funny Birthday Card</a></p>
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			<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/American-Greetings-Pickle-Birthday-Googly/dp/B079PPTT73?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=d987d8a64747e2dc7b2c599d752b26ec&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">American Greetings Funny Birthday Card (Pickle)</a></p>
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<h2 dir="ltr" id="tag-85"><strong>Father’s Day Gift Ideas</strong></h2>

<p dir="ltr">To show your dad how much you care, you might send him meaningful gifts in addition to the humorous quotes listed above for Father's Day.</p>

<p dir="ltr">It's difficult for you to choose because there are numerous options available.</p>

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<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Father’s Day gift suggestions</em></p>

<p dir="ltr">Nevertheless, we have already done the searching and chosen a few of the top picks, garnering thousands of purchases and favorable feedback from customers on Amazon.</p>

<p dir="ltr">Now add to your shopping basket, since they are also offering great deals!</p>

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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Apple-Smartwatch-Starlight-Aluminum-Detection/dp/B0CHX9CY7W?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=4b1f32e6f7b0e98d6ddc7726f1eb9d84&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Apple Watch SE (2nd Gen)</a></strong>: Now $189, List Price $249 (24% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/RENPHO-Massager-Compression-Bluetooth-Rechargeable/dp/B07SM61FCT?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=6b297ecb5fa03d0a0bfe10ffacb5bd2e&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">RENPHO Eye Massager with Heat</a>:</strong> Now $52, List Price $130 (60% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Thermos-Stainless-Ounce-Travel-Tumbler/dp/B01DZQT0FG?th=1&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=c8a00b667c995bdabee1a4b89de966ec&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">THERMOS Stainless King Vacuum-Insulated Travel Tumbler</a>:</strong> Now $20, List Price $25 (20% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Gildan-T-Shirts-Multipack-Military-5-Pack/dp/B09315VY54?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=d59f1929e95b557b76547e194184d060&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Gildan Men's Crew T-Shirts (5-Pack)</a></strong>: Now $19, List Price $22 (14% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/FREEZE-Cooling-Pint-Glasses-HOST/dp/B00OJI35GA?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=8f147fbd539f75a35b057ff8b4758281&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">Host FREEZE Beer Glasses</a>:</strong> Now $26, List Price $31 (16% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Ryker-Bag-Small-Tools-Organizer/dp/B092C9DFCB?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=5caab2ea337347b811858aa23a8191e5&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">The Ryker Bag Tool Organizers</a></strong>: Now $36, List Price $46 (22% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Golf-Net-Backyard-Chipping-Practice/dp/B0C99C2V7F?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=3e0779ce80dec6699ff52bda1f7154d2&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">XINPOINT Golf Net</a></strong>: Now $70, List Price $80 (13% off)</p>
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	<p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/SOJOS-Sunglasses-Rectangular-SJ2202-Tortoise/dp/B09RZS3B83?&amp;linkCode=ll1&amp;tag=gospeedcheck-20&amp;linkId=f354dd7b80cc0ba3cb5adaf2a49cc276&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_tl">SOJOS Retro Aviator Sunglasses</a></strong>: Now $15, List Price $20 (25% off)</p>
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			<p dir="ltr">Additional gift ideas:</p>

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				<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/father-day-tumbler-for-hot-or-cold-drinks-with-excellent-offers-1481"><strong>Father Day Tumbler</strong></a></p>
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				<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/fathers-day-gifts-for-grandpa-that-he-will-find-useful-1484"><strong>Father's Day Gifts For Grandpa</strong></a></p>
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				<p dir="ltr"><a href="https://gospeedcheck.com/article/20-perfect-last-minute-fathers-day-gifts-1477"><strong>Last Minute Father's Day Gifts</strong></a></p>
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