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<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-2"><strong>Halloween Puns</strong></h2>

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<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">My costume is eerie-sistible.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Creep it real.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I’ve got every trick or treat in the book!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Trick or treat yo' self.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Bow down to your Hallow-queen.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Is it even Halloween if you didn't get tricked at least once?</p>
	</li>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I couldn't scare less about your costume.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">A cutie that's a little spooky.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Time to get this party startled!</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Oh my gourdness, it's finally Halloween!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Fright for the right to party!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Eat, drink, and be scary.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You need a spoo-key to enter this haunted house.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Halloween funny puns" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(5).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Halloween funny puns</em></p>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">All the ghosts looked boo-tiful this Halloween.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!</p>
	</li>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Eat, drink, trick.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Go big or gourd home!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.</p>
	</li>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Pumpkin' out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Lookin' gourd-geous!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Halloween is the one time I'll ask you to come as your aren't.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Frankly, I don't think I'm that scary.</p>
	</li>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Fangs for the memories.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">The zombie thinks this is the best thing since sliced head.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Howl you doin'?</p>
	</li>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Lift your spirits!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Looking for a bunny costume because it's hoppy hour.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Halloween jokes and puns" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(11).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Halloween jokes and puns</em></p>

<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-76"><strong>Halloween Witch Puns</strong></h2>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witch way to the pumpkin patch?</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witching you a Happy Halloween.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witch upon a star.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Keep calm and carry a wand.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You've got me under your spell.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Wicked awesome.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witch better have my candy.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Here I am, warts and all.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Resting witch face.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Funny puns for Halloween" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(4).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Funny puns for Halloween</em></p>

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<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witcha up to?</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">It's a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You say witch like it's a bad thing.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Can't always get what you wand.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witch and famous.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
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<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-138"><strong>Halloween Ghost &amp; Monster Puns</strong></h2>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">What's the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.</p>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Love at first bite.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Ghostest with the mostest.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Looking fa-boo-lous.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You're just my (blood) type.</p>
	</li>
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	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Have an eek-tastic Halloween!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Romeo and Ghouliet.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Let’s have some skele-fun!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">If you’ve got it, haunt it.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Halloween ghost puns" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(2).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Halloween ghost puns</em></p>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You're my best ghoul-friend.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You’ve ghost to be kidding me!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Ghosts love elevators because it lifts their spirits.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-178"><strong>Halloween Pumpkin Puns</strong></h2>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Who else is pumped for Halloween?</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I think it's clear that I love pumpkin spice a latte.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">My favorite movie is Gourd of the Rings.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You are the pick of the patch!</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Pumpkin Halloween puns words" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(10).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"> </p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Pumpkin Halloween puns words</em></p>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">What's a math teacher's favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">It's easy to repair a broken jack-o'-lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Let's pumpkin spice things up.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">The Pun-kin King of Halloween!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I only have pumpkin pies for you.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Pumpkin spice and everything nice.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Don't forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Aren't these pumpkins gourd-geous?</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Halloween puns jokes" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(6).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Halloween puns jokes</em></p>

<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-224"><strong>Halloween Vampire Puns</strong></h2>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I'm looking for my necks victim.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Join my fang club!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Sucks to be me.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">The vampire and his wife were love at first bite.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You can Count on me.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I know some vampire puns, but they all suck.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">So long, sucker.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">You make me batty.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">A vampire's favorite fruit is a blood orange.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Vampires hate peaches, but they love neck-tarines.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I have an account at the blood bank.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Vampire puns for Halloween" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(8).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Vampire puns for Halloween</em></p>

<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-255"><strong>Halloween Candy Puns</strong></h2>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">What desserts do ghosts love? "I scream!"</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Goblin up candy all night.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I can't Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Who is responsible for the candy corn? "The kernel."</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I won't sugarcoat it: Give me candy.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">What kind of candy gets straight As? "Smarties."</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Candy Halloween puns" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(9).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Candy Halloween puns</em></p>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Twix or treat!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">A cat's favorite candy is a Kit Kat.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Your costume is so realistic, it's un-candy!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">No candy for me. I'm trying to keep my ghoulish figure.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Here's to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Don't go goblin up all my candy!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Witch better have my candy.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Starbursting to eat all this candy.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Halloween puns candy" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(3).jpg" style="height:400px; width:640px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Halloween puns candy</em></p>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">This will definitely come in candy.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify"> </p>

<h2 dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify" id="tag-315"><strong>Halloween Skeleton Puns</strong></h2>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Spine on the dotted line.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Bugs and hisses.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I'd tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Most skeletons are funny because they know how to tickle your funny bone.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Bone-jour.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Do you play the trom-bone?</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">This is a hip joint.</p>
	</li>
</ul>
<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><img alt="Halloween puns skeleton" src="http://gospeedcheck.com/filemanager/data-images/imgs/20240724/funny%20Halloween%20puns/funny-halloween-puns%20(7).jpg" style="height:600px; width:600px"></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:center"><em>Halloween puns skeleton</em></p>

<ul>
<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?" "Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Laughing 'til I'm coffin.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Bone appetit!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">I'm bad to the bone.</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!</p>
	</li>
	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.</p>
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	<li dir="ltr">
	<p dir="ltr" style="text-align:justify">No body won the skeleton race.</p>
	</li>
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